Monday, July 27, 2009

Laughing at life

Imagine yourself grocery shopping. All of a sudden your feel some rumbling in the tummy area and you KNOW it ain't gonna wait. Off you scoot to the grocery store bathroom. Everything is going smooth, when out of no where SOME spawn decides to enter the restroom. You quietly just continue to mind your own business in your own stall and wait patiently for the spawn to vacate. Spawn then flushes and heads to wash the hands. Spawn must have sang the happy birthday song in their head 3 or 4 times to time their cleaning procedures, because it is FOREVER before the spawn vacates the restroom completely. FINALLY, spawn is gone and you being vacate procedures of your own. Before you can leave the stall Spawn returns. Spawn begins to spray the restroom with a powerful air freshening device.

Now from inside your private stall you are humiliated and confused. Did Spawn just steal air freshener?

True story my friends! Go ahead laugh and pee in your pants on this fabulous Monday morning!!


  1. Hahaha! Thanks for the Monday morning giggle!

  2. hahahahaha!! I've been having a super rough day and this helped!

  3. Jen L and Mandie!!

    Glad you like it! I just love bringing a giggle and a smile to folks on Monday morning!!!


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